At a gay bar with my roommate. There is glitter and cum all over my phone. I should have washed it off before I came here.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2013
You can have your cake and eat it too. IT'S YOUR CAKE.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 1, 2013
"Who made your dress?" "Asian kids probably." #Oscars
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2013
The PS4 has already revolutionized the way video game systems use hyperbole.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2013
The wind is howling like Paula Deen's lungs after walking a whole flight of stairs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2013
@TonightOnGIRLS mentioned on HuffingtonPost.com
I went back and forth with creating @TonightOnGIRLS but I am so glad I went forward with it.
It launched on Monday and was written up on HuffingtonPost.com on Wednesday:
“Tonight On ‘GIRLS’ Twitter Parody Perfectly Sums Up Future Episodes”
Very cool and quite exciting but the best part is all the @’s I’ve gotten. If you follow it and have said kind words, thank you. It means so much to be able to create something that I have so much fun doing that other people truly enjoy.