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Posted on May 7, 2018May 9, 2018

It was the worst of times, it was the are you fucking kidding me with this shit? of times.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 7, 2018

Posted on May 6, 2018May 9, 2018

Instead of throwing stones and worrying about efficiency, maybe just stop killing birds.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2018

Posted on May 5, 2018May 9, 2018

1986: You gotta fight! For your right! TO PARTYYYYY!
2018: You gotta fight! For your right! To not get shot to death in school and hold elected officials responsible for their role in allowing this to continually HAPPENNNNN!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2018

Posted on May 4, 2018May 9, 2018

When I die I'm donating my body to science but only if they promise to use it as a piñata.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 4, 2018

Posted on May 3, 2018May 3, 2018

okay, I'm excited about Westworld again pic.twitter.com/b4AqQ54hZD

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018

Posted on May 2, 2018May 3, 2018

Well, now we finally know who Trump is going to shoot in the face on 5th Avenue.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018

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