My psychiatrist spent half an hour trying to describe "the funniest comedian I've ever seen. His name was Hitch." It took me twenty minutes and Google to prove to him that his name was Mitch but now I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Hitch Medberg.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 6, 2018
I would never join a cult!
-sent from iPhone
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2018
I want to join a cult just to see if I have what it takes to make it to the inner circle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2018
This updated version of the Bible is wild pic.twitter.com/sJyjmeWWFD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 3, 2018
If anyone needs me I’ll be making the same mistakes over and over again while wondering why nothing ever goes the way I want it to.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018