Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the human form of a smoke detector with the batteries taken out.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 17, 2017
I love the message behind people who know karate: I will never, ever resort to violence, unless you force my hand, in which case I'm going to roundhouse your face into the sun, bitch.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2017
When you're definitely a Human Being. pic.twitter.com/Y2GEfx30xa
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2017
UPCOMING SHOWS THIS WEEK:
LASERS IN THE JUNGLE hosted by Sean Crespo and Katina Corrao
Thursday, November 16th // $7 // 7:30pm // UCB East (153 E. 3rd St)
KING HIPPO hosted by Mike Brown and Ayanna Dookie
Thursday, November 16th // FREE! // The Mockingbird (25 Avenue B )
CROSS THE BRIDGE COMEDY hosted by Patrick Holbert
Friday, November 17th // FREE! // 11:O0pm // Artichoke Pizza (18 Wyckoff Ave)
The worst part about Roy Moore signing the 16-year-old's yearbook was he literally meant it when he wrote, "Never change."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2017