Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017
Weird how your thoughts and prayers did nothing to stop another mass shooting. It's almost like taking no action changes nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2017
I’m at the Papa John’s. I’m at the Nazi rallly. I’m at the combination Papa John’s Nazi rally.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2017
*waits for elevator doors to close*
*turn to stranger stuck with me*
ME: “We should start a podcast”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017
