I am very excited to be booked on this dope show (along with Selena Coppock, Jo Firestone, and more) . Come check it out on Friday, July 14th at QED in Astoria at 9:30pm (tix are $8 in advance, $10 at door)
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2017
Every eagle looks like it just got tipped $5 on a $150 tab pic.twitter.com/MmXgCnz42r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
The Declaration of Independence was one of the first examples of breaking up via text message.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
A Laura Palmer is exactly like an Arnold Palmer only murdered and coke instead of iced tea.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
DO NOT CARRY GIANT STAPLES pic.twitter.com/ci0CTpvEtH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 1, 2017