My favorite sentence that gets less true the louder you say it is: "I'm not a monster."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2017
Kenny the Bear appears to be enjoying his lobotomy pic.twitter.com/b0xZFm72fw
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2017
BOND: "The name is Bond. James Bond."
ELLIS ISLAND INSPECTOR: "Not anymore it's not. From now on you're Jimmy Bindles."
BINDLES: "So it is."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 16, 2017
What's Twitter like?
"Imagine you have a healthy, happy plant. Cut to ten days later, the plant is dead and you're yelling at Nazis"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2017
I'm numb from today's gun violence now if you'll excuse me I have to write a healthcare bill in secret to kill the poors in my neighborhood
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 14, 2017
SESSIONS: Huckleberry. Blueberry. Strawberry. Cantaloupeberry-
CONGRESS: Stop naming berries and answer the question— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2017