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Tag: Always looks like

Posted on July 4, 2017July 6, 2017

Every eagle looks like it just got tipped $5 on a $150 tab pic.twitter.com/MmXgCnz42r

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017

Posted on March 29, 2017March 30, 2017

Jared Kushner always looks like he's posing for the poster of "Gone Girl"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2017

Posted on February 12, 2017February 16, 2017

Ed Sheeran always look like he just finished baking you a homemade apple pie and is waiting for you to tell him how it is pic.twitter.com/ruHAVwAFHD

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2017

Posted on August 1, 2016August 2, 2016

Every owl looks like it just heard a racist joke pic.twitter.com/8J358Oc2rw

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 1, 2016

Posted on June 12, 2015June 16, 2015

Mark Ruffalo always looks like you just informed him that he died in a car crash.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 12, 2015

Posted on August 27, 2014September 1, 2014

Steve Buscemi always looks like you just told him he has to move back in with his parents

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 27, 2014

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