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Tag: Always looks like

Posted on August 7, 2014August 11, 2014

Paul Rudd always looks like he just learned he's going to be an Uncle for the first time.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 8, 2014

Posted on August 4, 2014August 10, 2014

Jeff Goldblum always looks like he's deciding on a fair price for a garage sale item.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2014

Posted on August 3, 2014August 10, 2014

Mark Wahlberg always looks like you forgot his birthday.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2014

Posted on July 14, 2014July 31, 2014

Elijah Wood always looks like he just remembered your name.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 14, 2014

Posted on May 1, 2013February 9, 2017

Steve Buscemi always looks like he just saw himself in a mirror for the first time.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2013

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