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Tag: America

Posted on November 11, 2017November 14, 2017

AMERICA: Where we’re excited that a man who successfully prosecuted the KKK has *a shot* at beating a pedophile for one of the most powerful positions in this country

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2017

Posted on January 25, 2017January 26, 2017

At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017

Posted on November 8, 2016February 9, 2017

I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016

Posted on September 21, 2016

MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016

Posted on September 6, 2016September 10, 2016

If the national anthem really reflected America it would just be gunshots and cash register cha-ching sounds.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016

Posted on July 21, 2016July 27, 2016

imagine being genuinely excited to shout your country's abbreviated name

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016

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