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Tag: Anxiety

Posted on April 24, 2014May 5, 2014

Anxiety feels like trying to open the plastic bags at the grocery store while wearing oven mitts covered in Vaseline.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2014

Posted on December 14, 2013December 26, 2013

I keep trying to shake what my momma gave me but I'm realizing I'm going to have anxiety forever

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2013

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