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Tag: Anxiety

Posted on January 15, 2019March 11, 2019

Anxiety feels like you’re drowning in an empty pool.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2019

Posted on November 26, 2017November 28, 2017

ANXIETY: Where you headed?
ME: Bed
ANXIETY: Mind if I tag along?
ME: Yeah, I think I'm-
ANXIETY: Good. I'll drive

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2017

Posted on July 29, 2014July 31, 2014

With enough anxiety you can change any room into an emergency room

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2014

Posted on June 20, 2014June 23, 2014

Current anxiety level: ostrich in quicksand

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2014

Posted on May 21, 2014May 24, 2014

Anxiety means always having to say you're sorry for things that haven't happened yet.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2014

Posted on May 5, 2014May 24, 2014

Anxiety feels like driving and realizing you're not holding the steering wheel but a pair of chopsticks that are on fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2014

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