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Tag: Apocalypse

Posted on August 15, 2019November 8, 2019

Does the end of the world always take this long?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2019

Posted on December 15, 2017December 27, 2017

[the year is 2020]
“Welcome to McBurgerFoxWalmart, to receive your daily ration, insert one poor into the grinding machine. If you are able to read, the laser dogs are already coming for you. Obey the Supreme leader or we will burn your family. To add fries, give us your eyes.”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2017

Posted on December 26, 2016December 27, 2016

5 days left in 2016. Still plenty of time for: animal rebellion, nuclear war, zombie apocalypse, exploding babies, new Smash Mouth single.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2016

Posted on December 18, 2016December 21, 2016

I Survived 2016 And All I Got Was This Stupid President

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2016

Posted on October 16, 2016October 18, 2016

I believe Hillary will win but just in case I practice the Mockingjay whistle for at least two hours every day.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016

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