"What is water? The government wants you to think it's a liquid but really it's the tears of Jesus. I have fought the Batman." – Ben Carson
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015
"That's where we keep the nation's jellybeans." – Ben Carson, pointing at the Statue of Liberty
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2015