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Tag: Ben Carson

Posted on March 4, 2017March 7, 2017

Ben Carson has given the phrase "sleeping your way to the top" a whole new meaning.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017

Posted on March 10, 2016March 20, 2016

"Oh heavens!" – Ben Carson who is currently having his hand mangled in his sink's garbage disposal

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2016

Posted on March 5, 2016March 7, 2016

I miss Ben Carson. He was a human fortune cookie: you never knew what was going to come out of him but it was almost always a real sentence

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 5, 2016

Posted on March 3, 2016March 7, 2016

*ben carson strolls across the stage in a bathrobe during closing statements not saying a word just eating a giant fruit salad* #GOPDebate

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2016

Posted on December 15, 2015December 17, 2015

"Quiet, Wolf. I'm in MY situation room." pic.twitter.com/OGzhDqsiIl

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015

Posted on November 7, 2015November 9, 2015

"I was in 'Star Wars,' Chewie? That was me. But I've never been in the movies nor have I acted. Turtles are walking rocks." – Dr. Ben Carson

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015

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