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Tag: Betsy DeVos

Posted on July 27, 2018July 30, 2018

I untied Betsy DeVos’ yacht but it’s only because it was in public water and it deserved to be in chartered water.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2018

Posted on February 17, 2017

Cause and Affect illustrated a tweet of mine (artwork done by the incredibly talented, Kyle Brodie) for postcards for a great cause. More info HERE.

Posted on February 9, 2017February 10, 2017

Betsy DeVos desperately trying to hire Clippy as her personal assistant.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2017

Posted on February 7, 2017February 8, 2017

FUTURE MATH TEACHER: "Who can tell me the circumference of Christ's love?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017

Posted on January 23, 2017January 26, 2017

Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017

Posted on January 17, 2017January 26, 2017

ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017

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