I untied Betsy DeVos’ yacht but it’s only because it was in public water and it deserved to be in chartered water.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2018
Cause and Affect illustrated a tweet of mine (artwork done by the incredibly talented, Kyle Brodie) for postcards for a great cause. More info HERE.
Betsy DeVos desperately trying to hire Clippy as her personal assistant.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2017
FUTURE MATH TEACHER: "Who can tell me the circumference of Christ's love?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017
Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017
ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017