*joe biden crashes through the ceiling while drinking tequila out of a boot on a jet ski, accidentally crushing lincoln chafee to death*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2015
*biden drives onstage in a monster truck blasting freebird, accidentally running over and crushing lincoln chafee*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2015