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Tag: Birds

Posted on February 28, 2018March 12, 2018

10pm: Time for bed
11pm: I should go to sleep
12pm: I can't fall asleep
1am: Why can't I fall asleep?
2am: What's the point?
3am: What's the point of anything?
4am: Nothing matters
5am: Why can't my brain shut up?
6am: Why can't those birds shut up?
7am: Is my brain birds?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2018

Posted on November 25, 2017November 27, 2017

Lazy motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/jsUMRDmsOi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2017

Posted on January 28, 2017February 2, 2017

"Maybe I am flamingo… don't tell them, Donnie. Bird bird bird. I am a birdity birdittly birrrrrdddd" pic.twitter.com/bHnBDzwCYR

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017

Posted on September 17, 2016September 20, 2016

This Sully protest rally is growing bigger by the minute pic.twitter.com/7xpdopwjCH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2016

Posted on September 13, 2016September 15, 2016

My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016

Posted on August 17, 2016August 18, 2016

Scarecrows seem like a ridiculous amount of work just to trick a bird.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 17, 2016

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