Who will be the first to fuck an eagle on live TV?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2016
EVOLUTION IS REAL LOOK AT THIS BIRD'S SKELETON: pic.twitter.com/VcsPm0vdZg
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2014
I hate seeing couples fight in public pic.twitter.com/pRk13dt2c3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2014
Yeah, let's store all our information in the clouds WHERE THE BIRDS WILL LEARN EVERYTHING. Real smart, nerds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2013