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Tag: Birthday

Posted on July 4, 2018July 8, 2018

Still trying to figure out what to get America for its birthday… what do you get for the country that has everything but only shares it with 300 or so of its people?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2018

Posted on December 24, 2016December 27, 2016

Happy Birthday, Jesus! I got you a ton of fresh sins that are truly to die for

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2016

Posted on May 6, 2016May 8, 2016

You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2016

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