27-years-old: I’m gonna do mushrooms at 6pm so when I do a pile of coke at 3am, the magic will really happen!
37-years-old: I’m staying up two hours past my bedtime because I can’t put this book down! No one can tame this wild horse!
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2019
What's your favorite type of tree? Mine is books.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2016
Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016
ME: Don't judge a book by its cover
CHILD: What's a book?
ME: Never mind. Eat your food pellet before we begin harvesting.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015
I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013