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Tag: Brain

Posted on March 13, 2018March 19, 2018

ME: Time to shut the ole brain down and finally get some fucking sleep
BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/FmOEnVFfTD

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2018

Posted on September 23, 2016September 24, 2016

ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016

Posted on January 4, 2016January 7, 2016

I do my best thinking in the shower and the worst living outside of it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2016

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