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Tag: Campaign ads

Posted on August 29, 2018September 6, 2018

*footage of beto o’rourke jumping a motorcycle across the grand canyon*
“Texas, is this who you want as your Senator? A man who defies death and looks sexy as hell while doing it?”
“I’m Ted Cruz and I approved this message.”
“I’m Beto O’Rourke and I also approved this message.”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2018

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