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Tag: Can’t Murder

Posted on March 22, 2018March 25, 2018

I’m just too lazy to commit murder. Who has the time to get rid of a body, come up with an alibi, and dispose of the weapon? I’d spend three weeks on Amazon picking out the rug to roll them up in, then when it came, decide it fits the room perfectly and have to order another one.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2018

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