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Tag: Cheese

Posted on October 5, 2015November 4, 2015

The wallet was originally invented to hold slices of cheese.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 5, 2015

Posted on February 6, 2013

You can't get mad at me for feeding your kid cheese if they have a rattail.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2013

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