EXECUTIONER: "Any last words?"
ME: *shows them cellphone screen* "Would you tweet that?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2015
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Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
EXECUTIONER: "Any last words?"
ME: *shows them cellphone screen* "Would you tweet that?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2015
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