Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2018
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DON JR: There's not a body in the trunk
COP: Is that cocaine on the passenger seat?
DON JR: That's a bag of fake news
COP: Step out of the car, sir
DON JR: Here
COP: What's this?
DON JR: It's a memo
COP: Sir, this is a Marmaduke comic strip
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2018
Cocaine is actually the crushed up bones of trust fund babies.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2013
If you pour just enough cocaine on an old typewriter, Quentin Tarantino will appear within three minutes.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2013