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Tag: Comedy

Posted on July 22, 2019August 8, 2019

In this tweet I’m performing at a comedy club for cats and dogs but I’m still human

ME: You ever notice how dogs be all woof woof woof but cats? Cats be all meow meow meow?

*dogs howl in approval while cats keep pushing their cocktails and beers over their tables’ ledges*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2019

Posted on April 29, 2018May 2, 2018

“Comedians should stick to telling jokes! No, not like that…”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2018

Posted on January 30, 2016February 3, 2016

IS A COMEDY CAREER RIGHT FOR YOU?
1) Can you feel?
2) Do you hate yourself with a passion?
3) Are you satisfied with never being satisfied?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016

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