In this tweet I’m performing at a comedy club for cats and dogs but I’m still human
ME: You ever notice how dogs be all woof woof woof but cats? Cats be all meow meow meow?
*dogs howl in approval while cats keep pushing their cocktails and beers over their tables’ ledges*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2019
“Comedians should stick to telling jokes! No, not like that…”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2018
IS A COMEDY CAREER RIGHT FOR YOU?
1) Can you feel?
2) Do you hate yourself with a passion?
3) Are you satisfied with never being satisfied?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016