COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DON JR: There's not a body in the trunk
COP: Is that cocaine on the passenger seat?
DON JR: That's a bag of fake news
COP: Step out of the car, sir
DON JR: Here
COP: What's this?
DON JR: It's a memo
COP: Sir, this is a Marmaduke comic strip
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2018
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You want someone who will listen but won't judge."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
If a cop asks you to turn around, they can't arrest you if you just keep turning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2014