Please start the costume party without me, I'm going as Buffering so I have no idea how long it'll take me to get there.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2016
Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2015
I'm going as a slutty Life Alert bracelet for Halloween
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2014