Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2015

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2015