I’m single and ready to mingle*!
*continue making real platonic friendships with women until I love myself enough to know that I can get in a relationship that I won’t self-sabotage because of my lack of communication skills and fear of the unknown!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 1, 2018
OKCUPID is *the* site to meet sexy, single mutants in your area pic.twitter.com/rzSRLFrPyW
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2018
Pretty sure I'll never find true love but I'll keep dating until I meet the perfect restaurant.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2016
I thought she was extraordinarily quiet but I dated a leather jacket for two years.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?
DATE: Yes. Let's join ISIS tonight— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
Is Googling someone first or second base?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2016