What a time to be dead inside.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2018
Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
If you die in a Hot Topic they make you the manager for a year.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2017
"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017
Roger Ailes is survived by his grandson, The Alt-Right.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2017
My beach body hasn't washed up yet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2017