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Tag: Depression

Posted on September 28, 2016September 29, 2016

FRIEND: You sure do tweet about depression a lot
ME: Yep. You know what I'd tweet about if I were a fisherman?
FRIEND: Fish?
ME: Depression

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016

Posted on September 22, 2016September 24, 2016

I don't get why people hate small talk so much. Do you really want Darryl from IT coming up and asking, "What's eating you away today?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 22, 2016

Posted on September 19, 2016September 20, 2016

ME: I feel depressed, lonely, and like a piece of shit
BRAIN: I have the perfect cure: isolate yourself and make a list of all your mistakes

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2016

Posted on August 20, 2016August 22, 2016

Depression doesn't run in my family, it Usain Bolt's.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2016

Posted on August 10, 2016March 19, 2018

Dying To Live

Posted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016

Depression is when your soul goes on airplane mode.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2016

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