FRIEND: You sure do tweet about depression a lot
ME: Yep. You know what I'd tweet about if I were a fisherman?
FRIEND: Fish?
ME: Depression— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016
I don't get why people hate small talk so much. Do you really want Darryl from IT coming up and asking, "What's eating you away today?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 22, 2016
ME: I feel depressed, lonely, and like a piece of shit
BRAIN: I have the perfect cure: isolate yourself and make a list of all your mistakes— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2016
Depression doesn't run in my family, it Usain Bolt's.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2016
Depression is when your soul goes on airplane mode.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2016