Love to see a $50,000 Velcro wallet debate an anthropomorphic mimosa pic.twitter.com/8CZhLH3jLI
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2019
When Don Jr gets arrested I’m gonna punch a hole in the sky so big I can shake God’s hand.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2018
Donald Trump Jr. emerges from his voting booth with his ballot covered in spaghetti sauce even though he didn’t enter the booth with spaghetti or sauce.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
Donald Trump Jr is like if a protein shake and a DUI were a person.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 17, 2018
Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2018