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Tag: Don Jr.

Posted on November 7, 2019November 8, 2019

Love to see a $50,000 Velcro wallet debate an anthropomorphic mimosa pic.twitter.com/8CZhLH3jLI

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2019

Posted on January 7, 2019March 11, 2019

You can tell a lot from someone’s college nickname pic.twitter.com/4h8EMbIf49

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2019

Posted on November 9, 2018January 1, 2019

When Don Jr gets arrested I’m gonna punch a hole in the sky so big I can shake God’s hand.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018January 1, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. emerges from his voting booth with his ballot covered in spaghetti sauce even though he didn’t enter the booth with spaghetti or sauce.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018

Posted on July 17, 2018July 30, 2018

Donald Trump Jr is like if a protein shake and a DUI were a person.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 17, 2018

Posted on May 16, 2018May 18, 2018

Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2018

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