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Tag: Dream woman

Posted on August 30, 2018September 6, 2018

My ideal woman:
• Lives in a bog or a ditch
• Is keen on animal sacrifices
• Speaks only in tongues
• Knows her way around shanks
• Shares the dang remote when we’re watching Netflix!
• Isn’t sure whose blood she’s covered in

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 30, 2018

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