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Jan. 20th: Trump takes office
Jan. 21st: Russia leaks Republicans emails
Jan. 22nd: Civil war breaks out
Jan. 23rd: #NationalWaffleDay— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2016
The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016
Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016