[the year is 2020]
“Welcome to McBurgerFoxWalmart, to receive your daily ration, insert one poor into the grinding machine. If you are able to read, the laser dogs are already coming for you. Obey the Supreme leader or we will burn your family. To add fries, give us your eyes.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2017
The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016
Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016