I spent 9 hours at the ER yesterday.
This was my first interaction with a medical professional there:
DOCTOR: What’s wrong?
ME: It feels like someone is stabbing my chest
DOCTOR: Do you know what’s causing it?
ME: Is someone stabbing my chest?
DOCTOR: No
ME: Then no, no I don’t— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 26, 2019