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Tag: ER visit

Posted on May 26, 2019August 8, 2019

I spent 9 hours at the ER yesterday.

This was my first interaction with a medical professional there:

DOCTOR: What’s wrong?
ME: It feels like someone is stabbing my chest
DOCTOR: Do you know what’s causing it?
ME: Is someone stabbing my chest?
DOCTOR: No
ME: Then no, no I don’t

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 26, 2019

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