FIRST DATE TIP: Wear a ski mask to really make your eyes pop
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2016
Watch like no one's dancing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2014
NEW NAMES FOR EYES:
• Real Lookers
• Vision Balls
• The Watchers
• Look Who's Looking Nowsters
• TV Ingesters
• Stare Masters
• Blind Spots— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2013