Might just fuck some garbage if it keeps flirting with me pic.twitter.com/YBEzlBGRFg
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2018
Hey girl…. are you a public library book? Cuz I’ve been checking you out for weeks and your spine is all sorts of fucked up 😉
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2018
1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015