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Tag: Flirting

Posted on December 3, 2018January 1, 2019

Might just fuck some garbage if it keeps flirting with me pic.twitter.com/YBEzlBGRFg

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2018

Posted on August 18, 2018August 20, 2018

Hey girl…. are you a public library book? Cuz I’ve been checking you out for weeks and your spine is all sorts of fucked up 😉

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2018

Posted on December 30, 2015January 2, 2016

1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015

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