1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015