I’ve been buying floss when it’s just been inside of me this whole time? https://t.co/sk3UiEN0RU
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2019
DENTIST: When was the last time you flossed?
ME: On the advice of counsel I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 27, 2016