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Tag: God

Posted on October 22, 2013October 29, 2013

"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
"Yes."
(Kanye Proposing)

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013

Posted on August 16, 2013August 23, 2013

GOD: "Did I ever tell you about the time I made it rain microwave ovens?"
JESUS: "No way!"
GOD: "… I wish we were real."
JESUS: "Me too."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2013

Posted on July 9, 2013July 12, 2013

If God made us all in his image why don't I look like Kanye?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2013

Posted on May 16, 2013May 25, 2013

"It's a show about nothing." – God explaining life

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2013

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