Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018
Is Googling someone first or second base?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2016
Your band name is the word "the" followed by your last Google search. My band is, 'The Has Anyone Made Band Names On Twitter Using Google'
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 5, 2015
If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2015