If your party controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and one of the few requirements of your job is to keep the government up and running but you fail at that but still get paid then you my friend are the true welfare queen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2018
Barack, you're not running for another term. Time to get real. Call up Suge Knight and have him dangle Boehner over a ledge. Shutdown over.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2013