Any man you see dressed as The Joker today, you’re legally allowed to push down the stairs when he starts dancing on them.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2019
I could really go for a Halloween right about now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2019
Merry Christmas, Goths!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018
Crazy but true: if you die on Halloween you die forever
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2017