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Tag: Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2019November 8, 2019

Any man you see dressed as The Joker today, you’re legally allowed to push down the stairs when he starts dancing on them.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2019

Posted on October 15, 2019November 8, 2019

when u see someone whose judgement u trusted "enjoying" candy corn pic.twitter.com/rQqAb0WBad

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 15, 2019

Posted on June 23, 2019August 8, 2019

I could really go for a Halloween right about now.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2019

Posted on October 31, 2018January 1, 2019

Merry Christmas, Goths!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018

Posted on October 27, 2018January 1, 2019

A skeleton burnt beyond recognition because the privatized firefighters took two weeks to get to my house https://t.co/8oSXhz5SJc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2018

Posted on October 28, 2017November 1, 2017

Crazy but true: if you die on Halloween you die forever

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2017

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