Never conform to society’s labels. pic.twitter.com/IGOQNAhDje
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017
The scariest thing to be for Halloween this year is ok with the status quo.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 2, 2017
Halloween is a lovely example for kids learning to follow rules: Never, EVER take candy from a stranger… unless everyone else is doing it
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2016
Please start the costume party without me, I'm going as Buffering so I have no idea how long it'll take me to get there.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2016
For Halloween I'm going as a Living Wage because none of my friends have ever seen that before.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 6, 2016
*kid shows up wearing all tinfoil*
KID: Trick-or-treat!
ME: That ship sailed, friendo. What are you?
KID: Time traveler
ME: *empties wallet*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2015