Bernie had a heart attack because he’s legitimately outraged at our broken system. Any other candidate that hasn’t at least had a stroke clearly doesn’t give a shit about you or me.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2019
Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014