Jesus died for your sins. So make 'em good ones.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 28, 2014
GOD: "Did I ever tell you about the time I made it rain microwave ovens?"
JESUS: "No way!"
GOD: "… I wish we were real."
JESUS: "Me too."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2013