PROPER HIGH SCHOOL COURSES:
*How to use new ATM cards
*Smart passwords
*Is Facebook right for you?
*Start giving up on your dreams today— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016
Hiding ?? potatoes ?? in ?? the ?? backyard ?? doesn't ?? make ?? you ?? a ?? farmer ??
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2016
"Remember: it's two rules then some sage advice." pic.twitter.com/moM2VnkG99
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2016
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I'm reading a book called "Advanced Origins Of The Patriarchy" or the Bible as it's commonly referred to.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2016
I'm not above dying in a corn maze out of spite.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 1, 2016